Tag Archives: funny

Do You Remember Your First…

28 Sep

Ice Cream?

This adorable video captures kids first brush with ice cream. Love when the power of technology proves something to be thankful for!


A good job is hard to find…

12 Mar

More amusing copy from the job boards!

Editor – Part TIme (Westchester)
Source: craigslist.com
Company: abdonline.com
Best line? Come back to work, the country needs you.
Gotta love the editorial job descrips that have typos!

Cat Feeding And Socializing Twice A Day
Source: Indeed.com
Company: Definitely private
Best line? How about the whole post: I have a wonderful hairless cat named Mowgli who needs twice daily feeding and love. Please let me know if you are interested.
This one’s for LK. >^,,^<

Chief-Editor for Adult Publication (Midtown)
Source: craigslist.com
Company: Unmentioned
Best line? You will be the captain of this vessel (the publisher is mostly hands-off).

The Dealmakers Magazine Editor
Source: Ed2010.com
Company: The Dealmakers
Best line? One of the best decisions of your life is to apply for this position.
Okay so they have an office cat — I’d do it if it weren’t in Princeton, NJ.

Source: Mediabistro.com
Company: shootdigital
Best line? We are very interested in being your employer.
Really? Because I am very interested in being employed.

Wanted: Nice glasses (I mean the kind for wearing & seeing)

17 Feb

So my glasses have been missing for about 4 months now. Sears’ commercial is basically just what I needed to see. Next up, devising a search team for the glasses. Maybe a certain someone will lend me a magnifying glass ala Sherlock Holmes?

More on vision matters.

They’re someone’s dream job… just not mine

27 Oct

Amusing job opportunities I’ve seen along my journey…  Someone has to do it (literally, scroll down!)

Help Wanted: Newborn Photographer/Part-Time Sales Rep
via Our365
Note: Photography experience preferred, but not required. Great.

Help Wanted: Poster for Twitter, Forums, Myspace
via Odesk
Must have: Experience promoting sites in social networks, blogs, media sites. Okay then…

Help Wanted: Handprint Envelopes
via Craigslist
Summary: Person with good handwriting wanted to address envelopes

Help Wanted: Writer with Knowledge of Flowers
via Odesk
Summary: Just looking for an honest, quality writer interested in flowers – it’s that simple!

Help Wanted: Charmin Ambassadors
Description: Do you enjoy going to the bathroom enough to earn $10,000? The Charmin Ambassadors will greet, entertain, and blog about their experience.​ All candidates must really, really enjoy going to the bathroom.
via Monster.com

Help Wanted: Busy Dog Daycare Seeks P/T Dog Wranglers (Red Hook)
via Craigslist
Summary: If you truly enjoy hanging out with fun-loving dogs and can provide 3 references…

Help Wanted: Naming Specialist
via Mediabistro.com
Summary: Landor Associates, the worlds leading branding and design consultancy is seeking a Naming (Verbal Identity) Specialist. Call it like you see it.

Help Wanted: Police Beat
via JournalismJobs.com
Summary: A HOT BEAT in a hot climate.
Refer to Sun Coast Media Group, Inc.
Cops was always hot.