A good job is hard to find…

12 Mar

More amusing copy from the job boards!

Editor – Part TIme (Westchester)
Source: craigslist.com
Company: abdonline.com
Best line? Come back to work, the country needs you.
Gotta love the editorial job descrips that have typos!

Cat Feeding And Socializing Twice A Day
Source: Indeed.com
Company: Definitely private
Best line? How about the whole post: I have a wonderful hairless cat named Mowgli who needs twice daily feeding and love. Please let me know if you are interested.
This one’s for LK. >^,,^<

Chief-Editor for Adult Publication (Midtown)
Source: craigslist.com
Company: Unmentioned
Best line? You will be the captain of this vessel (the publisher is mostly hands-off).

The Dealmakers Magazine Editor
Source: Ed2010.com
Company: The Dealmakers
Best line? One of the best decisions of your life is to apply for this position.
Okay so they have an office cat — I’d do it if it weren’t in Princeton, NJ.

Receptionist
Source: Mediabistro.com
Company: shootdigital
Best line? We are very interested in being your employer.
Really? Because I am very interested in being employed.

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One Response to “A good job is hard to find…”

  1. Liz March 15, 2010 at 10:30 am #

    Please feed and love Mowgli! Grossss! I’ll pay you not to do that!

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